Thursday, September 01, 2005

Michael: Monkeyshines

The Chimpanzee genome is completely mapped just in time for them to go extinct. Seems we won't rest until our semi-sentient cousins are expurgated from this good earth, or at least their genome is ours to command. We can't risk the competition. You saw Planet of Apes didn't you? You just know those monkeys are up to no good. Better safe than sorry I always say...

1 Comments:

At 2:14 PM, Blogger shrimplate said...

Who needs chimps when we have so many Republicans?

 

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