Saturday, May 28, 2005

Michael: Google Image Search for John Bolton

I just now realized that when one does a Google Image search for John Bolton one gets both images of a mustachioed neo-con and naked female vampires.

The mundane explaination is that a famous illustrator coincidentally named John Bolton is really into naked female vampires. But I prefer to believe that we are witnessing the hand of God producing such an embarrassing and suggestive juxtaposition in the universe. I challenge you to prove otherwise, in any case.

It is clear to me, and should be clear to any Right thinking Christian who doesn't want their soul condemned to hellfire, that God is warning us of the consequences of the confirmation of John Bolton: to wit, if Bolton is confirmed, there will be a plague of naked female vampires brought down upon us by the Heavenly Host.

Um. Well. On second thought, Ambassador Bolton has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?...


At 7:57 AM, Blogger Greg said...

I'm sure you have figured this out, but John Bolton is a comic-book artist as well. Hence the female naked vampires. And if you didn't know, there you go!


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