Monday, May 17, 2004

Humor: Post Turtle


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand got caught in a gate while working cattle), the doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down."

1 Comments:

At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another sad attempt to degrade a respectable President by the whinning, liberal Democrat...funny though I think I'd take a Post Turtle president over a Flip-Flopping, Communist sympathizing war protester that weasled his way out of Vietname by lobbying for his own purple hearts for self-inflicted wounds.

 

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