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Spam in a Can

A very amusing parody of Bush's canned constituent letters:

"I would like to express my dismay at Bush's fiscal irresponsibility and at his "Action Center's" organized effort to spam newspapers with letters to the editor that preach lies. (reference: http://www.georgewbush.com/Economy/WriteNewspapers.aspx?AgendaID=2, lower right) I looked at the proposed "letter to the editor" he is asking his constituents to send in their own words. Well here it is in my own words:

President Bush should be commended for his strong leadership on the economy. He has taken bold action to spend our surplus and burden future generations with the bills for today's pork barrel spending. At the same time, he has led a bold assault on employment.

The President's economic agenda creates jobs in India. His economic plan is focused on foreign job creation and helps working families like Dick Cheney's and Bill Gate's with immediate tax relief.

Promoting investment in his campaign fund is another critical component in the President's agenda. Reducing the overall tax burden on the wealthy spurs election investments by those individuals and corporations, enabling much needed campaign ads."

Ha! The power of sarcasm. The unintentional and unself-conscious ridiculousness of our enemies will be their undoing.

You can write a real letter, in your own words to any newspaper in Arizona at the DeanForAZ site.

posted by Michael Bryan @ 9/22/2003 02:08:00 AM